Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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