ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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