He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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