youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She announced her abortion via fbk
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.