It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.