would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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