so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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