so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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