its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
only i would get off to receiving death threats online