Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere