White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she pinky promised me she was 18
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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