it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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