my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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