Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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