Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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You may now shotgun with the bride
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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