He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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