bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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