I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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