I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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