It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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