It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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