Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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