i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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