Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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