I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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