last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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