Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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