her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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