The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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