How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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