When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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