Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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