Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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