its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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