exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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