Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
its not stalking. its research.
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I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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