You really coming over, don't trick.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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