Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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