Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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