There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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