what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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