Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he was CRYING into my vagina
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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