YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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