the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?