There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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