i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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