I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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