Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we made out on top of his cat.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
