I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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