The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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