your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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