Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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