Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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