my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
